The IT Crowd (TV Series)
Jen the Fredo (2010)
Richard Ayoade: Maurice Moss
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Quotes
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Moss : Oh shut up Dumpo! The elephant that got dumped!
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Moss : Arggghhh. Woman ah? What are they? Who knows. Can't live with them, can't find them sometimes. What's going on in their little heads? Don't ask me! I'm not a flipping woman psychiatrist! But I have learned one or two things from conversations with my mother.
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Moss : Compiling a playlist for a roleplaying game I'm hosting. Important to get the right atmos.
Jen : Okay, I don't know what you're talking about.
Moss : Kinda of like a Dungeons and Dragons thing.
Jen : Ooohhh... is this something to do with sex?
Moss : Ha! Far from it, Jen! No, you see, in role-playing, one person is a dungeon master, or game master, or keeper. He or she controls the world and tells the players what they're experiencing, whether battling a coal monster, or kicking back in a smelly old tavern with some roguish elves. Played over a few hours, it uses dice rolls to determine the outcome of events. Unlike most board games you might be familiar with, role-playing games often use a 20-sided dice.
Jen : Moss?
Moss : Yeah.
Jen : I want to stop listening to this
Moss : I completely understand.