Being Human (TV Series)

Adam's Family (2011)

Craig Roberts: Adam

Quotes 

• Nina : [after chasing Adam through the hospital]  And where do you think you're going?

  Adam : Oh, I thought I'd try my luck in Hematology.

• Adam : Mitchell? Is that a... another ghost? It's bloody Hogwart's, this place.

• Nina : We can't let a teenage vampire loose on the street.

  Adam : Uh, I'm forty-six.

  George : There you go, he's forty-s... Really?

  Nina : Not emotionally he isn't. Like he said, he's effectively being breast-fed.

  Adam : Well, if you're offering...

  George : Oh, can you not ask my girlfriend to suckle you, please?

• Annie Sawyer : Oh, I thought I heard the door.

  Adam : Or did you hear my heart begin to beat a little faster?

  Annie Sawyer : No, no. No, definitely the door.

  Adam : You sure it wasn't the buttons on my fly pingin' off one by one? You know, because of... my lob on?

• George : I'm just trying to think of things to keep you occupied.

  Adam : I keep myself occupied.

  George : Oh, God, you're a teenage boy. Of course you can.

• Adam : [caught feeding on a hospital patient]  That's my dad up there. This is no worse than a baby sucking his mother's tit.

  Nina : [sarcastic]  Beautifully put.

• Nina : Right, you. You're going home with George.

  Adam : What, to your kennel?

  Nina : Oh, there go my kidneys as my sides split.

• Adam : [referring to George]  Level with me, Mitch. How d'you stick it with this sad arse? I think you need a new wing man. I, sir, am a registered poon hound.

  George : Have you ever actually had sex, Adam? You know, proper balls deep sex? You touched a boob? Be honest with me, Adam, have you ever even touched a boob? Because I have! Loads!

• Adam : The craving will come back, though, so how do I fight it?

  Mitchell : You surround yourself with good people. That's what you do. You find someone better than you. Because then when you fail, you have to deal with their disappointment. And that's what keeps you true.