Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis (TV Series)
Bradley Cooper (2009)
Bradley Cooper: Self
Quotes
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Zach Galifianakis - Host : Hi welcome to another episode of Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis, I'm the host of the show and my guest today is someone named "Brad Lee Cooper."
Bradley Cooper : I'm so excited to be here.
Zach Galifianakis - Host : You're in a comedy movie right now, let's talk about comedy movies. I love Wedding Crashers, I saw that three times.
Bradley Cooper : Thank you.
Zach Galifianakis - Host : [Surprised] Were you in that?
Bradley Cooper : [Enthusiastically] Yeah.
Zach Galifianakis - Host : [Doubting him] Who'd you play?
Bradley Cooper : I played Sack Lodge, who is the bad guy in the movie. Opposite Vince Vaughn. I gained like twenty-five pounds for the role because I was worried that you wouldn't believe that I could be the bad guy to "Jeremy and "John" the characters that Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn plays. They're 35-year-old divorce lawyers and for their free time they like to crash weddings and one of the weddings their crashing is Owen's character...
Zach Galifianakis - Host : [Interrupts him] I think it was "wedding Planner" that you were in.
Bradley Cooper : No that was Matthew McConaughey who I did failure to Launch with and he plays a guy also is 35 years old who still lives with his mom and dad that is played by Kathy Bates and Terry Bradshaw and I Play "Demo" who...
Zach Galifianakis - Host : [Interrupts him] No one gives a fuck.
Zach Galifianakis - Host : So you live in California?
Bradley Cooper : Yeah, I live in Venice California.
Zach Galifianakis - Host : So do you hang out with a lot of "show biz" types?
Bradley Cooper : Is that Carrot Top behind me?
Zach Galifianakis - Host : Yeah.
Zach Galifianakis - Host : [to Carrot Top] Hi Carrot.
Scott 'Carrot Top' Thompson : Hey what's up?
Zach Galifianakis - Host : [Ignores Carrot Top to Bradley] you're on the cover of Details Magazines which is a really good publication... if you run out of cologne.
Bradley Cooper : Alright.
Bradley Cooper : [Sees that Zach is slumping in his chair] why are you sitting like that?
Zach Galifianakis - Host : What?
Bradley Cooper : Why are you being mean to me?
Zach Galifianakis - Host : [Shaking his head] I'm not being mean, I'm just asking questions so you recently hosted Saturday Night Live?
Bradley Cooper : Yeah that was like a dream come true.
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Zach Galifianakis - Host : Who's dream?
Zach Galifianakis - Host : [Bradley laughs] what's the matter? Are you a lame, boozer drop out?
Bradley Cooper : Come on man.
Zach Galifianakis - Host : Come on man.
Bradley Cooper : What are you doing?
Zach Galifianakis - Host : Just reading my notes.
Bradley Cooper : You that I'm insecure about that.
Zach Galifianakis - Host : Well you know you can't "skate" on your looks alone
Bradley Cooper : [laughs]
Zach Galifianakis - Host : It's not funny.
Zach Galifianakis - Host : [using his pen to point at Bradley's heart] What matters is what's in here.
Bradley Cooper : [laughs and scoffs]
Zach Galifianakis - Host : [Uses his to pen to point at Bradley's heart] It's not funny, it's what's inside here.
Bradley Cooper : [slaps his hand away]
Zach Galifianakis - Host : [slaps Bradley's face]
Bradley Cooper : [slaps his face so hard that Zach falls back in his chair]