- Bomb Disposal: [referring to the bomb disposal robot] I'm just having a couple of problems with it.
- Moss: What kind of operating system does it use?
- Bomb Disposal: It's er... Vista.
- Moss: We're going to die!
- Moss: Oh my God! It's a robot. Never seen one in the wild before. Can we keep him, Roy? If he doesn't belong to anyone.
- Moss: What the flip are you looking at? Think this is funny? You think this is some kind of mother flipping joke? Mother flippers think everything is a mother flipping joke. Let me tell you, the pokey ain't no jokey sucker!
- Moss: I don't mind telling you, Roy, sometimes the people upstairs cheese me off to such an extent that if I were the type to use bad language, I would be employing it bitterly and repeatedly.
- Moss: I didn't bunk off so I could do some flipping perusing. I wanna taste the apple, Roy. I want to bite the electric tiger's tail and ride it until the end of the mother flipping line!
- Roy: But that's an important part of the process. If you don't complete this bit, there's no way you're going to be able to complete the next bit. Ok, so now... TURN IT BACK ON AGAIN!
- Roy: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
- Bomb Disposal: What?
- Roy: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
- Bomb Disposal: What?
- Roy: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
- Jen Barber: [screams] I just won £100!