- Trisha: [during sex] Oh... Oh, my god, you're so old!
- Louie: What?
- Trisha: You're so old! You're so goddamn old!
- Louie: Yeah, I'm... pretty old...
- Trisha: Oh! Tell me how old you are!
- Louie: I'm 42.
- Trisha: Ohh!
- Louie: I'm almost 43.
- Trisha: Ahh!
- Louie: I was born in 1967.
- Trisha: Oh, god, that's crazy old!
- Louie: I remember going to movies when it cost three dollars.
- Trisha: Oh shit! Yeah!
- Louie: I... I remember smoking on airplanes!
- Trisha: Oh, shit, that's so long ago!
- Louie: I had a vein removed from my leg last year...
- Trisha: Oh, yes! So did my mom! Don't stop!
- Louie: I... voted for Mike Dukakis...
- Trisha: OH! Who the hell is that?
- Louie: I'm older than every baseball player, except Jamie Moyer... I think he's still playing for the Phillies...