- Andy Bellefleur: I'm so ashamed of myself I can't stand it. I don't want to be who I am. Bringing V into a house with children! How could I do that without even thinking about it? What if it's ate my soul?
- Terry Bellefleur: This is what rock bottom feels like, son. There's nothing wrong with you deep inside. You're crying, Andy. Men without souls do not cry.
- Jason Stackhouse: [Watching Jesus turn into a demon] What the fuck's happened to his head?
- Lafayette Reynolds: ...It's a Latin thing.
- Andy Bellefleur: Second you were born, it was like I fell off the face of the earth.
- Terry Bellefleur: I don't remember it that way.
- Andy Bellefleur: You don't remember nothin'. You were a baby, stupid.
- Terry Bellefleur: Don't call me stupid!
- Andy Bellefleur: Everybody in the family's like, "Oh, look at little Terry. He's so cute, he's so sweet." My own mama knitted you booties when she should have been knitting for me!
- Terry Bellefleur: You were too old for booties!
- Andy Bellefleur: I wasn't too old for socks. She could've knitted me socks or a sweater or something.
- Trevor: [Trying to get cell reception] Hey, how many bars do you have?
- Casey: Four. No, two again. One.
- Luellen: I don't have any bars anywhere ever. My phone sucks.
- Tara Thornton: People, we are locked the fuck up and incommunicado. Face it.
- Trevor: Magic is not stronger than technology!
- Bill Compton: Fire killed her 400 years ago. We can only hope that it works again.
- Nan Flanagan: Blowing up Moon Goddess Emporium is not a 21st century solution!
- Sookie Stackhouse: I'm just wondering why you don't have my sympathy for poor Hoyt.
- Jason Stackhouse: I got more sympathy for that boy than anybody else in the entire world. But he's either crying or ranting and raving... Or telling me something he's told me 500 times already. He won't stop talking about Jessica.
- Sookie Stackhouse: Love doesn't leave in a second if it goes deep. It takes a long, long time.
- Jason Stackhouse: Then he drank 11 of my beers. Passed out and started farting, continuously.
- Sookie Stackhouse: Jason, I did not need to know that.
- Lafayette Reynolds: Fuck Marnie.
- Jesus Velasquez: Don't blame her. She wouldn't have anything to do with this. Marnie's a victim. She's trapped. It's the Spanish spirit.
- Lafayette Reynolds: Whatever. If she would have goddamn let her parakeet rest in peace...
- Holly Cleary: There ain't no spell that can't be undone if you got the juice. Marnie, or Antonia, it's just another witch.
- Tara Thornton: A motherfuckin' ancient, pissed-off witch.
- Holly Cleary: She ain't no more pissed off than I am. You?
- Tara Thornton: Yeah. I got some rage.
- Holly Cleary: We are strong, angry women, Tara. All we gotta do is force a crack in her wall.
- Bill Compton: You are not in charge anymore.
- Nan Flanagan: Oh... oh, yes. Yes, I am. I raised you to that throne, and I can bring you down in a heartbeat.
- Jesus Velasquez: Can't the police do anything?
- Jason Stackhouse: Like what? Put up yellow tape? Direct traffic? Even a SWAT team's no good against magic. Besides, those Shreveport boys ain't gonna believe a Bon Temps deputy... Or an anonymous tip, which we already tried, and I got laughed off the phone.
- Nan Flanagan: When I get out of here at dark, your goddamn goose is cooked. Painful, degrading execution, that's what's in store for you, Bill!
- Bill Compton: [On the phone, ignoring her] . Uh-huh. And what's the biggest thermobaric payload? We'll take two.
- Eric Northman: [Too Pam] Don't listen to her. She doesn't know it yet, but it's the end of her time.
- Nan Flanagan: What the fuk do you know? True death for you, too, Northman!
- Pam De Beaufort: Don't you threaten him, you incompetent bitch!
- Nan Flanagan: Fuck you! True death for you, too!
- Tara Thornton: That's Latin, Holly. I, I don't speak Latin. Do you?
- Holly Cleary: Yeah, I speak Latin. I need it for my job. No, of course I don't. We'll just have to wing it.
- Tara Thornton: Well, what if we pronounce something wrong, and instead of breaking her spell, we start a plague of locusts in here?
- Holly Cleary: Not gonna lie. It's a possibility.
- Tara Thornton: [Sarcastic] Great. Love it.
- Holly Cleary: See, magic is about energy and intention... And I'm thinking, maybe the Goddess will know what we mean; even if we say it wrong.