- Pete Lattimer: Why does Artie want us to meet him here?
- Myka Bering: I don't know, you know, it was a terrible connection, and all I heard was "barber shop" and "emergency".
- Pete Lattimer: Maybe his eyebrows are finally eating his face.
- Myka Bering: Well, we got an extra three minutes.
- Pete Lattimer: Unless someone fast forwards through the commercials.
- Myka Bering: Don't even joke about that.