- Caitlin Quinn: Please! Patrick is SO much better than Andrew.
- Sloane Spencer: You're just saying that because he complimented you.
- Caitlin Quinn: No, I like him because he's funny, he's gorgeous and he smells like cake.
- Sloane Spencer: So, then, I guess this is goodbye? And you're gonna be okay?
- Caitlin Quinn: You kidding? Heaven has an open bar. And Heath Ledger, and James Dean...
- Sloane Spencer: Yeah, sounds like Heaven to me.
- Sloane Spencer: [told she will meet the first of three spirits at midnight] I am SO not in the mood to meet Casper tonight.
- Sloane Spencer: I'm not gonna sleep with Patrick to get back at Andrew.
- Caitlin Quinn: Okay, well, why not sleep with Patrick for no reason at all?