The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (TV Series)
Peter Strauss/Betty White/Victor Buono (1981)
Betty White: Self - Guest, Jane
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Quotes
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Jane : I have an announcement I want to make to the entire family. Boy! Cheetah!... Boy!
[Boy and Cheetah walk onstage; Boy wears a leopard skin - and polished black shoes and gartered socks]
Tarzan : Boy never felt at home in jungle!
Jane : It just isn't going to work. I am a modern woman - but you are a macho, chauvinist, hopeless case! I am leaving you, and getting a divorce.
Tarzan : Woman stay with man! That law of jungle!
Jane : You may have a law of jungle; I have a lawyer of the jungle.
Tarzan : Don't know what Jane talk ab-
[lawyer enters, gives Tarzan divorce papers]
Tarzan : You've gotta be kidding.
Jane : I'm taking the treehouse, and Boy... and you can have that stupid-looking monkey you spend so much time with. See you in court... shrimp-vine!