- Jane: I have an announcement I want to make to the entire family. Boy! Cheetah!... Boy!
- [Boy and Cheetah walk onstage; Boy wears a leopard skin - and polished black shoes and gartered socks]
- Tarzan: Boy never felt at home in jungle!
- Jane: It just isn't going to work. I am a modern woman - but you are a macho, chauvinist, hopeless case! I am leaving you, and getting a divorce.
- Tarzan: Woman stay with man! That law of jungle!
- Jane: You may have a law of jungle; I have a lawyer of the jungle.
- Tarzan: Don't know what Jane talk ab-
- [lawyer enters, gives Tarzan divorce papers]
- Tarzan: You've gotta be kidding.
- Jane: I'm taking the treehouse, and Boy... and you can have that stupid-looking monkey you spend so much time with. See you in court... shrimp-vine!
- Johnny Carson: This is gonna be a funny monologue tonight... Look - if the Cubs can win a game, anything can happen.