Sausage Party (2016)
Edward Norton: Sammy
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Quotes
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Firewater : Hello there, little sausage. You and your friends have accomplished the impossible and for that, I give you mad props. But, now that you have shattered one truth: It is time for you to learn... that we are not REAL! Booga Booga Booga.
Gum : While tripping balls, Firewater and I made an important meta-psychical breakthrough.
Firewater : The world is a fucking illusion, bro. Our lives are being manipulated for the entertainment of monsters, twisted, tasteless, juvenile monsters, puppet masters in the other dimension! We're something called... Cartoons.
[Frank, Brenda, Kareem, Sammy, Barry and Teresa gasped]
Frank : What?
Firewater : You, Frank... are the plaything of a demented schlubby Jewish actor named:
[the image of actor Seth Rogen]
Firewater : Seth Ro-gan.
Frank : Wait. I'm Jewish?
Sammy : So... who am I?
Gum : You are the toy of a more talented and celebrated actor named:
[the image of actor Edward Norton]
Gum : Ed-ward Nor-ton.
Sammy : Ed-ward Nor-ton? What kind of parent gives their kid a stupid cunt name like that?
Gum : Worry not, friends. I have a solution.
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Lavash : Get away for me! Don't touch me!
[fighting over Sammy]
Lavash : It was you! You cock-sucking bagel fuck-face!
Chunk Munchers Cereal : Hey, watch it!
Lavash : You pushed me out of the cart! No surprise then, huh? A bagel trying to kill Lavash, once again!
Sammy : I pushed you? What are you nuts? I, why would they do that? I'm a pacifist. The only thing I've ever pushed is my peaceful agenda. Which even that I didn't push you know, I pretty much passive-aggressively nudge. I reached out of the panic. It was toots over here, the bun. She grabbed me.