Sausage Party (2016) Poster

(2016)

Edward Norton: Sammy

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  • Firewater : Hello there, little sausage. You and your friends have accomplished the impossible and for that, I give you mad props. But, now that you have shattered one truth: It is time for you to learn... that we are not REAL! Booga Booga Booga.

    Gum : While tripping balls, Firewater and I made an important meta-psychical breakthrough.

    Firewater : The world is a fucking illusion, bro. Our lives are being manipulated for the entertainment of monsters, twisted, tasteless, juvenile monsters, puppet masters in the other dimension! We're something called... Cartoons.

    [Frank, Brenda, Kareem, Sammy, Barry and Teresa gasped] 

    Frank : What?

    Firewater : You, Frank... are the plaything of a demented schlubby Jewish actor named:

    [the image of actor Seth Rogen] 

    Firewater : Seth Ro-gan.

    Frank : Wait. I'm Jewish?

    Sammy : So... who am I?

    Gum : You are the toy of a more talented and celebrated actor named:

    [the image of actor Edward Norton] 

    Gum : Ed-ward Nor-ton.

    Sammy : Ed-ward Nor-ton? What kind of parent gives their kid a stupid cunt name like that?

    Gum : Worry not, friends. I have a solution.

  • Fat Guy : [about a hit in the head, turns to Lavash and Sammy]  What the?

    Lavash : You fuck with them...

    Sammy : You fuck with us, bitch!

  • Sammy : Fifty-five minutes.

    Brenda : I know. Where is he?

    Lavash : [laughs]  Looks like you got ditched, bun!

    Brenda : He wouldn't ditched me, dumbass. He's my boyfriend. I mean, we touched T-I-P's.

    [giggling] 

  • Lavash : Get away for me! Don't touch me!

    [fighting over Sammy] 

    Lavash : It was you! You cock-sucking bagel fuck-face!

    Chunk Munchers Cereal : Hey, watch it!

    Lavash : You pushed me out of the cart! No surprise then, huh? A bagel trying to kill Lavash, once again!

    Sammy : I pushed you? What are you nuts? I, why would they do that? I'm a pacifist. The only thing I've ever pushed is my peaceful agenda. Which even that I didn't push you know, I pretty much passive-aggressively nudge. I reached out of the panic. It was toots over here, the bun. She grabbed me.

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