Sausage Party (2016)

Michael Daingerfield: Chunk Munchers Cereal, Light Bulb, Indian Chutney

Quotes 

• Douche : What's up, little juicy box? You're leaking too, eh bro? And right out of your fucking dingle. Fucking sucks, right?

  Juice Box : Dying... so cold...

  Douche : [notices that the juice box is leaking, he gets an idea]  Uh-oh. Light bulb.

  Light Bulb : Yes?

  Douche : No. Not fucking you, dummy.

• Frank : Friends... Ramen... Country Club Lemonade... Lend me your ears of Corn. I'm Frank and I am a sausage... a little sausage with some pretty big news... Everything we've been led to believe is a lie! When we get chosen by the Gods, they're choosing us for death! Murder! Automatic expiration!... The Great Beyond is bullshit!

  Indian Chutney : What?

  Chunk Munchers Cereal : That's crazy talk!

  Lettuce : You're a liar!

  Frank : I know you don't want to believe it... But I have proof!

  [shows everyone the page of people eating food, everyone reacts with shock and horror] 

  Licorice Rope : What is this!

  Relish : It's - it's MURDER!

• Indian Chutney : We choose the more pleasant thing!

  Ice Cream : Yeah! I mean... What the sausage is saying is just a... a theory!

  Frank : No, no, no! It's not a theory, you morons! It's a fact! I'm showing this physical evidence! Open your fucking eyes! Don't be so weak!

  Brenda : Oh Frank. What are you doing?

  Refried Beans : You, senor, have no bedside manner!

  Frank : What? I have bedside manner!

  Frozen Fruitz : You don't respect anyone else's beliefs!

  Sauerkraut : You intolerant piece of shit!

• Lavash : Get away for me! Don't touch me!

  [fighting over Sammy] 

  Lavash : It was you! You cock-sucking bagel fuck-face!

  Chunk Munchers Cereal : Hey, watch it!

  Lavash : You pushed me out of the cart! No surprise then, huh? A bagel trying to kill Lavash, once again!

  Sammy : I pushed you? What are you nuts? I, why would they do that? I'm a pacifist. The only thing I've ever pushed is my peaceful agenda. Which even that I didn't push you know, I pretty much passive-aggressively nudge. I reached out of the panic. It was toots over here, the bun. She grabbed me.