Sausage Party (2016)
Sam Vincent: Old Pork Sausage, Refried Beans, Sandwich, Pop Tart, Licorice Rope
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Quotes
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Druggie : [drugged, seeing the food alive] Mr. Sausage, when will it end?
Beer Can : When will it end? When he stops drinking us!
Krinkler's Chips , Sandwich , Pop Tart , Tickilish Licorice : Yeah!
Cookies : And stops eating us!
Sandwich : Same here!
Pop Tart : Fuck yeah!
Toilet Paper : And when he stops using us!
Krinkler's Chips : What did they do to you?
Toilet Paper : [nervously backs away] You don't wanna fuckin' know!
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[Douche seeing that Brenda, Lavash, Sammy Bagel, Jr. and Teresa have vanished and turns to Tequila]
Douche : What gives, bro? You told me you had them! So you dragged me over to this fucking aisle with all these illegal products, and now I don't see them. So where the fuck are they? SPILL THE BEANS!
Refried Beans : Que?
Douche : Beans, I swear to fucking God if you don't shut the fuck up!
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Frank : Friends... Ramen... Country Club Lemonade... Lend me your ears of Corn. I'm Frank and I am a sausage... a little sausage with some pretty big news... Everything we've been led to believe is a lie! When we get chosen by the Gods, they're choosing us for death! Murder! Automatic expiration!... The Great Beyond is bullshit!
Indian Chutney : What?
Chunk Munchers Cereal : That's crazy talk!
Lettuce : You're a liar!
Frank : I know you don't want to believe it... But I have proof!
[shows everyone the page of people eating food, everyone reacts with shock and horror]
Licorice Rope : What is this!
Relish : It's - it's MURDER!
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Indian Chutney : We choose the more pleasant thing!
Ice Cream : Yeah! I mean... What the sausage is saying is just a... a theory!
Frank : No, no, no! It's not a theory, you morons! It's a fact! I'm showing this physical evidence! Open your fucking eyes! Don't be so weak!
Brenda : Oh Frank. What are you doing?
Refried Beans : You, senor, have no bedside manner!
Frank : What? I have bedside manner!
Frozen Fruitz : You don't respect anyone else's beliefs!
Sauerkraut : You intolerant piece of shit!
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Licorice Rope : Come on, you candy asses, JOIN THE FIGHT!
[he looks at the lollipops]
Lollipop : [in the style of Sylvester Stallone] Hey, what do you think? Should we do it?
[the licorice rope eyes on the gumballs]
Gumball : Come on, guys! It's us or them!
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Frank : You see? There is hope!
Licorice Rope : Aw, not this guy. No one asked for an encore, asshole!
Frank : No, no! Don't worry, I got it this time. This time it's gonna be good... Look, I'm sorry. I wasn't respectful of your beliefs and I acted like I know all the answers. But I don't. Nobody knows everything. But what I do know is that together, we can fight these monsters and take control of our own lives!
Brenda : Yes! Our lives and our bodies!
Frank : We need to unite and stop focusing on each other's differences. Especially in immature and outdated ways. We have to cooperate and...
[notices the drugged shopper screaming]
Female Shopper #2 : DIE!
[slaps a piece of pizza and smashes it against the window]
Frank : Oh, no! Pizza!
[Frank, Brenda, Barry and the others looked the drugged shoppers]
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Alex : [seeing all the food is alive] The food's fucking possessed!
Sandwich : Oh shit!
[Alex takes a sandwich and eats it]
Toilet Paper : We're all gonna die!
Tickilish Licorice : Oh God! Oh...
Male Shopper #2 : IT'S DEVIL FOOD!
[rips the Tickilish Licorice]
Apple : OH MY GOD!
Mariachi Salsa : [running away] The sausage - he was right! They're EVIL!
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[Frank, Carl, Barry and Troy notices that an evil manager named Darren comes to the Sausages and Buns bin]
Frank : SHIT! It's the Dark Lord!
Carl : Oh no! He's coming!
Old Pork Sausage : No, wait! I'm still fresh, I swear! I'm still fresh!
[Darren takes the screaming Old Pork Sausage and throws it away in the garbage]
Carl : Did he see us?
Frank : No way!
Troy : We're fucked, bros!
Barry : Oh God! No! Take anyone, but us! Please!
[Darren takes the wrong Fancy Dogs]
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Pop Tart : Oh, shit!
