Sausage Party (2016)

Conrad Vernon: Toilet Paper, Sauerkraut, Catcall Sausage, Grape #1, Beer Can, Pop Bottle

Photos 

Quotes 

• Druggie : [drugged, seeing the food alive]  Mr. Sausage, when will it end?

  Beer Can : When will it end? When he stops drinking us!

  Krinkler's Chips , Sandwich , Pop Tart , Tickilish Licorice : Yeah!

  Cookies : And stops eating us!

  Sandwich : Same here!

  Pop Tart : Fuck yeah!

  Toilet Paper : And when he stops using us!

  Krinkler's Chips : What did they do to you?

  Toilet Paper : [nervously backs away]  You don't wanna fuckin' know!

• Sauerkraut : [sings]  We'll exterminate ze juice!

• Pop Bottle : You ready for this?

  Geronimints : I don't know.

  Pop Bottle : It's better to die a free candy than to live in bondage.

  [opens a bottle cap] 

  Geronimints : This is gonna hurt so fucking much.

• Indian Chutney : We choose the more pleasant thing!

  Ice Cream : Yeah! I mean... What the sausage is saying is just a... a theory!

  Frank : No, no, no! It's not a theory, you morons! It's a fact! I'm showing this physical evidence! Open your fucking eyes! Don't be so weak!

  Brenda : Oh Frank. What are you doing?

  Refried Beans : You, senor, have no bedside manner!

  Frank : What? I have bedside manner!

  Frozen Fruitz : You don't respect anyone else's beliefs!

  Sauerkraut : You intolerant piece of shit!

• Brenda : Kind of stuffy in here, Eh, girls? So I'm just gonna get out, get a little air for a second.

  [She tries to get out, But the buns grabs Brenda] 

  Loretta Bun : What's your problem?

  Brenda : Let go of me!

  Loretta Bun : First, you smushed Sally...

  [sees Sally, who smushed, she turns back to Brenda] 

  Loretta Bun : ... And then, you try to fuck up red, white and blue day for us?

  [Buns began to fighting Brenda in package] 

  Brenda : Get your hands off me! I've got to get out of here!

  Loretta Bun : Just chill out, you crazy bitch!

  Catcall Sausage : Bun fight! Check it out!

• Toilet Paper : Oh no! This is not good!

• Alex : [seeing all the food is alive]  The food's fucking possessed!

  Sandwich : Oh shit!

  [Alex takes a sandwich and eats it] 

  Toilet Paper : We're all gonna die!

  Tickilish Licorice : Oh God! Oh...

  Male Shopper #2 : IT'S DEVIL FOOD!

  [rips the Tickilish Licorice] 

  Apple : OH MY GOD!

  Mariachi Salsa : [running away]  The sausage - he was right! They're EVIL!