Sausage Party (2016)

Scott Underwood: Gum, Twink, Krinkler's Chips, Pizza

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• Gum : I am sorbitol, maltitol, xylitol, mannitol, calcium, carbonite, soy lecithin, vegetable, triglyceride and talc. But, for expediency's sake. You can call me... Gum.

• Druggie : [drugged, seeing the food alive]  Mr. Sausage, when will it end?

  Beer Can : When will it end? When he stops drinking us!

  Krinkler's Chips , Sandwich , Pop Tart , Tickilish Licorice : Yeah!

  Cookies : And stops eating us!

  Sandwich : Same here!

  Pop Tart : Fuck yeah!

  Toilet Paper : And when he stops using us!

  Krinkler's Chips : What did they do to you?

  Toilet Paper : [nervously backs away]  You don't wanna fuckin' know!

• Mr. Grits : We the Non-Perishables, motherfucker.

  Twink : We never expire.

  Firewater : We are... Immortal. This here's Twink and Grits.

  Mr. Grits : They call me Mr. Grits.

  Firewater : Eh, Mr. Grits. Whatever.

  Mr. Grits : You told him about the crackers?

• Twink : Once you see that shit, it'll fuck you up for life. Good luck! Have fun!

• Druggie : You're all alive and looking at me with your... with your gloves and your... your little shoes, and your arms and your legs!

  Pizza : Legs, huh? Look at me. Look at me! I ain't got no legs, you fuck! You ate my goddamn legs!

• Gum : Perhaps I can be of some assistance.

  [Darren shoots Gum] 

  Gum : [regenerates]  Matter cannot be created or destroyed, human. You have made a fatal error in judgement. Let me educate you.

• Gum : [explaining why the druggie can no longer see them alive]  The human is no longer aware of the fourth dimension... The effects of the opiate have dissipated. Your speech and movements are imperceptible to him... We are totally fucked.

• Barry : [while being chased by the drugged humans]  Can't this thing go any faster?

  Gum : Suck my pink cock.

• Firewater : Hello there, little sausage. You and your friends have accomplished the impossible and for that, I give you mad props. But, now that you have shattered one truth: It is time for you to learn... that we are not REAL! Booga Booga Booga.

  Gum : While tripping balls, Firewater and I made an important meta-psychical breakthrough.

  Firewater : The world is a fucking illusion, bro. Our lives are being manipulated for the entertainment of monsters, twisted, tasteless, juvenile monsters, puppet masters in the other dimension! We're something called... Cartoons.

  [Frank, Brenda, Kareem, Sammy, Barry and Teresa gasped] 

  Frank : What?

  Firewater : You, Frank... are the plaything of a demented schlubby Jewish actor named:

  [the image of actor Seth Rogen] 

  Firewater : Seth Ro-gan.

  Frank : Wait. I'm Jewish?

  Sammy : So... who am I?

  Gum : You are the toy of a more talented and celebrated actor named:

  [the image of actor Edward Norton] 

  Gum : Ed-ward Nor-ton.

  Sammy : Ed-ward Nor-ton? What kind of parent gives their kid a stupid cunt name like that?

  Gum : Worry not, friends. I have a solution.

• Krinkler's Chips : Holy shit! He can actually see us?

  Druggie : Bath salts are just as bad as they said it would be!

• Gum : Perhaps I can be of some assistance.

• Gum : I was stuck underneath the desk of a brilliant scientist.

• Frank : I tried to warn everyone, but they didn't believe me!

  Barry : Of course they didn't! You just called them all a bunch of fucking idiots! You can't just slam their beliefs! You have to show them that there's a better way. You need to inspire them like you inspired me! You need to give them hope.

  Frank : Hope? Well, how the fuck are we supposed to give them that? You got lucky, and killed a stupid one! There's dozens of them down there!

  Gum : [appears]  Perhaps I can be of some assistance.

• Mr. Grits : Jesus fucking Christ!

  Firewater : Hey, fellas. You think what I'm thinking?

  Twink : Ready fucking sure I am.

  Mr. Grits : Oh, shit.