The Office (TV Series)

Counseling (2010)

Rainn Wilson: Dwight Schrute

Quotes 

• Dwight Schrute : Now that I own the building, I'm looking for new sources of revenue. And a daycare center... Ha ha ha

  [laughing maniacally] 

  Dwight Schrute : Well I guess it's not an evil idea. It's just a regular idea. But there is no good laugh for a regular idea.

• Dwight Schrute : I am a beet farmer, i- good sir. I happen to have been working a very long day that day, when I came to your fine esta- you are s- I'm gonna m- okay. Listen. You can't treat thank you good morning sir!

• Dwight Schrute : Boycott the Steamtown mall! Everyone, you heard me. Cancel all your business with the Steamtown mall!

  Phyllis Vance : The mall itself, or the stores in the mall?

  Dwight Schrute : All of it! The mall, the stores, the kiosks.

  Ryan Howard : America's one big mall!