- Darryl Philbin: Sh. If we don't listen to the overture, we won't recognise the musical themes when they come back later.
- Andy Bernard: My parents used to scramble to find babysitters, so they could take my little brother to do stuff.
- Erin Hannon: Andy?
- [Andy starts boombox and begins singing 'The Ballad of Sweeney Todd']
- Jim Halpert: Yes!
- [as other costumed actors come in and join Andy in song]
- Erin Hannon: Did you write this?
- Andy Bernard: No.
- Erin Hannon: Who did?
- Andy Bernard: Steven Sondheim.
- Erin Hannon: Who is he?
- [rest of Sweeney Todd cast enters and continues singing]
- Angela Martin: What the hell is happening?
- Andy Bernard: Women cannot resist a man singing show tunes. It's so powerful, even a lot of men can't resist a man singing show tunes.
- Pam Beesly: This night was a disaster.
- Jim Halpert: No, it was not a disaster. It was weird, but is wasn't a disaster.