The Office (TV Series)
Sex Ed (2010)
Steve Carell: Michael Scott
Quotes
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Michael Scott : [Leaving a phone message for Holly] Hi Holly, it's Michael. I just wanted to call and let you know that I was thinking about what you said, it's just... you know? It's weird, today I ended up seeing a lot of the women that I used to date, and in my mind they were all great, and then when I actually saw them it was mostly a freakshow. And you and me, that must've been a real trainwreck. You know what? Holly, you're wrong. You are wrong. I remember every second of us, and talking to you today, I-don't-feel for them anything like what I feel for you. It's... I didn't joke with any of them, I joked with you, you were the only one who was actually happy to hear from me, and I don't know why you downgraded what we had, but I did not make us up. Ok. Oh, and you might... you should talk to a doctor because you might have herpes. Bye!
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Astrid Levinson : [runs into office] Mommy!
Jan Levinson : [picks her up] Assie! Oh,
[starts singing]
Jan Levinson : how was school?
Astrid Levinson : It was cool!
Jan Levinson : [singing] What did you learn?
Astrid Levinson : What did I learn?
Jan Levinson : [singing] You might've learned shapes or blocks or clocks or colors, or you might've learned that we're all sisters and brothers!
Michael Scott : [smiles] I have herpes!
Jan Levinson : Wha- you... h...
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Holly Flax : [On Michael's office phone] This is Holly.
Michael Scott : No, this is Holly.
Holly Flax : No, *this* is Holly.
Michael Scott : No, this is Holly.
Holly Flax : No, this is Michael Scott.
Michael Scott : Busted! So what can I do for you Holly?
Holly Flax : I'm calling because of a terrible car accident.
Michael Scott : Oh really? Was anyone killed?
Holly Flax : A *lot* of people.
Michael Scott : Any nuns?
Holly Flax : Three nuns, missionaries from South Africa.
Michael Scott : Were they in the missionary position?
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Michael Scott : I know what I was thinking at the time, but right now, it just seems ridiculous.
