- Karl Pilkington - Presenter: [looking at the Taj Mahal] Did he treat her well when she was knockin' around?
- Luke Campbell - Interviewer: Well, she was one of four wives.
- Karl Pilkington - Presenter: Know what I mean? One of four wives... "Ya know, I had three other wives. I shouldn't o' done that, really. Let's stick her in something that's nice."... Now she's dead, it's too late. It's too late, mate. Can't come crawling back once she's dead.