- Karl Pilkington - Presenter: [about native woman with axe] It's mad, isn't it? No matter where you live there's a nutter.
- Karl Pilkington - Presenter: [about the high altitude] They didn't tell you that, do they. Come see the wonder, and suffocate to death.
- [last lines]
- Karl Pilkington - Presenter: [viewing Machu Picchu] I'm struggling here, if I'm honest with you. I don't know how to sell it with... Do you like llamas?