The Office (TV Series)

Christening (2010)

Rainn Wilson: Dwight Schrute

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• Pam Beesly : I'm going to set up hand-sanitizing stations around the office.

  Dwight Schrute : No. No. No. They will cost you your life.

  Jim Halpert : Elaborate

  Dwight Schrute : The worst thing you can do for your immune system is to coddle it. They need to fight their own battles. If Sabre really cared about our well-being, they would set up hand-desanitizing stations. A simple bowl at every juncture filled with dirt, vomit, fecal matter.

  Pam Beesly : I'm not- I'm not going to do that.

  Dwight Schrute : Exposing yourself to germs is the best way to make yourself stronger.

  Jim Halpert : So by that rationale, if I had to sneeze, I should just sneeze on you.

  Dwight Schrute : Yes. I would welcome it.

  Jim Halpert : [Sneezes on Dwight]  You're welcome.

• Ryan Howard : For all their genorosity of spirit they password protect their wireless?

  Kelly Kapoor : Try 'Jesus'.

  Dwight Schrute : Opus Dei.

• Dwight Schrute : Do you have any idea how expensive wool is in Transylvania? 'Cause of the Euro.