- Michael Scott: Look at that.
- Oscar Martinez: Huh?
- Michael Scott: Nice!
- Oscar Martinez: I love cycling. Andy, I feel like a tourist in my own city. I literally can't wait to wake up every morning.
- Pam Beesly: Okay.
- Michael Scott: She is a beaut!
- Dwight Schrute: Can't beat a horse. A horse is a bike that peddles itself.
- Oscar Martinez: Yes, it is.
- Michael Scott: Oh, look at that.
- [pushing bike]
- Michael Scott: Smooth roll.
- Oscar Martinez: Yeah.
- Kevin Malone: You got it! Lance Armstrong's Bike!
- Oscar Martinez: Yes.
- Meredith Palmer: His ass was on that seat? Alright!
- Kevin Malone: Nice.
- Oscar Martinez: No, Meredith, that's not his actual bicycle, but it is the same exact model he uses.
- Kelly Kapoor: I'm on Sheryl Crow's side in that whole thing, so I feel really weird right now.
- Pam Beesly: [crashing sound] Michael!
- Michael Scott: Oh, god!
- Oscar Martinez: Oh...
- Michael Scott: And you already know Dunder Mifflin has the best service and the best prices, but you beat us anyway. Can you imagine how well you would do selling our stuff?
- Andy Bernard: I was the artsy musical one. In "Here Comes Treble" I had four solos, Broccoli Rob had three, right?