- Shaggy Rogers: Burt, if you have any more campfire stories, I'd appreciate it if you keep them to yourself!
- Freddy Jones: Okay gang, here's the plan. An hour of canoeing, two hours of fishing, followed by a half hour of swimming!
- Daphne Blake: In... there?
- [cut to Little Moose Lake, which is extremely dirty and disgusting like a swamp]
- Freddy Jones: Yep.
- Luke: Hey, why don't we go up to Big Moose Lake? That lake is sweet.
- Freddy Jones: Oh no, not Big Moose Lake. We can't go up there.
- Luke: Why not?
- Freddy Jones: Because Big Moose Lake is haunted.
- Shaggy Rogers: [nervous] I'm out.
- Velma Dinkley: Wait a minute. How can a *lake* be haunted?
- Freddy Jones: Many years ago, there was a camper named Neil Fisher. The other kids picked on him all the time, so he spent most of his days swimming in Big Moose Lake. In fact, he spent so much time in the water he grew gills and fins. He became the Fishman. And he haunts Big Moose Lake to this day.
- Shaggy Rogers: Is that true?
- Velma Dinkley: Of course not. He just doesn't want us to go to Big Moose Lake.
- Freddy Jones: Guys, we've got a perfectly good lake right here.
- Daphne Blake: [sternly] We're going to Big Moose.
- Freddy Jones: [defeated] We're going to Big Moose.
- Velma Dinkley: I've heard of camp rivalries, but this is a little extreme.
- Ranger Knudsen: You hit the nail on the head, beautiful.
- Daphne Blake: Oh, I didn't say anything.
- Ranger Knudsen: Well, I wasn't talking to you.
- Velma Dinkley: Me?
- Freddy Jones: [splashed with water] I can't stand those snobs from Camp Big Moose with their fancy speedboats and air-conditioned cabins and...
- [sees Jessica]
- Freddy Jones: ... hot counselors!
- Jessica: [seductively] Sorry about that.
- Freddy Jones: Oh, our fault! Totally our fault! No problem at all!
- Velma Dinkley: I get the feeling you're not too crazy about being at camp.
- Trudy: This is not my idea of a good time; my parents thought a little fresh air would do me some good. They say I spend too much time inside in front of the computer.
- Velma Dinkley: I'm not exactly the outdoorsy-type myself, but just give it a chance. Who knows? Maybe you'll have fun.
- Burt: First the Woodsman, now the Fishman. All of Little Moose's campfire legends are coming to life!
- Ranger Knudsen: There really is no other explanation.
- Velma Dinkley: How about someone is using these monsters to try and scare us away?
- Ranger Knudsen: Why don't you just stick to being pretty.
- Velma Dinkley: Did he just say what I think he said?
- Daphne Blake: Yeah... he thinks you're pretty!
- Burt: If you don't mind me asking, young lady, why are you sneaking around our camp after lights out?
- Jessica: I didn't mean to scare you guys, but some of our camping equipment has gone missing and, well, I thought it might be you Little Moosers playing a prank.
- Freddy Jones: Little Moosers don't pull pranks. We leave that to those snobs at Camp Big Moose. No offense.
- Deacon: Let me get this straight. There's a crazy man with an ax in the woods, a ghost in the canyon, a fish monster in the water and you guys wanna split up and look for clues?
- Burt: Trudy, Luke, maybe it's best if y'all go with Deacon.
- Luke: Forget it. I'm a Little Mooser. I wanna help you guys catch whoever's messing with our camp.
- Trudy: [stands up and removes her hood] Me too.
- Velma Dinkley: [surprised] Are you sure?
- Trudy: [while brushing her hair out of her face] Yep. I wanna help solve the mystery.
- Daphne Blake: [Deacon locks the gang in a cell] Deacon, what are you doing?
- Babyface Boretti: The name ain't Deacon, toots. It's Babyface Boretti!
- Velma Dinkley: I admit, I did not see that coming.
- Burt: Shadow Canyon? They say that place is haunted by the ghost of a lost hiker, still searching for her way out. They call her the Spectre of Shadow Canyon. Legend has it, if you hear her terrifying wail, you're a goner.
- Shaggy Rogers: Dude, I did not need to hear that.
- Deacon: Aren't you guys the least bit worried about the Woodsman coming back?
- Shaggy Rogers: Man, all I'm worried about is whether to have chocolate on my cheesecake or cheese on my chocolate cake.
- Scooby-Doo: Why not both?
- Shaggy Rogers: Scooby-Doo, you are a genius.
- Scooby-Doo: Yeah. A genius!
- Shaggy Rogers: [Spectre wails in distance] Like, did you hear that?
- Scooby-Doo: Uh... nope.
- Shaggy Rogers: Good. Me neither.
- Velma Dinkley: Did you guys hear that noise?
- Shaggy Rogers: [Spectre wails again] Oh, you mean, like, *that* noise.
- Shaggy Rogers: [Ranger Knudsen is unmasked] Like, he was the Woodsman *and* the Fishman?
- Velma Dinkley: Yep. And I've got a feeling if we searched his ranger station we'd find a Spectre costume too.
- Ranger Knudsen: You think you got me all figured out, don't you, beautiful?
- Daphne Blake: Oh, I didn't say anything.
- Velma Dinkley: I think he was talking to me.
- Daphne Blake: Oh, right.
- Freddy Jones: [the gang prepare to split up and seach for clues] Who's with me?
- Jessica: I'll go. I'm a certified scuba instructor.
- Daphne Blake: [imitating Jessica] 'I'm a certified scuba instructor... '
- [Velma giggles]
- Freddy Jones: What was that, Daph?
- Daphne Blake: Huh? Nothing. I'll go with you.