The Office (TV Series)

China (2010)

Rainn Wilson: Dwight Schrute

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• Dwight Schrute , Nate : [after finding out Pam lied about the new building]  Pam, Pam, Pam...

  Other Pam : Yeah?

  Nate : Pam?

  Dwight Schrute : What?

  Other Pam : I'm Pam.

  Nate : No you're not.

  Dwight Schrute : Sorry, we have a colleague with the same name, so...

  Other Pam : Oh, that's fine.

  Dwight Schrute : You're not a liar too, are you?

  Other Pam : I've been known to bend the truth...

  Dwight Schrute : [interrupting]  Dammit, Pam! Get out, right now! Leave! I mean it, get the hell out of here. Go!

  [Pam hurries away] 

  Dwight Schrute : I can't wait to do to Pam what I just did... to Pam.

• Jim Halpert : [Dwight picks up pencil between his toes]  Why?

  Dwight Schrute : Twenty minutes a day, Jim, that's all it takes. Twenty minutes a day, all feet, no hands, and I'll have the pedi-dexterity of a chimp, and you'll be sitting there like an idiot.

  [attempts to place pencil in pencil sharpener] 

  Dwight Schrute : Okay. Here we go. Ah, yes.

  [accidentally kicks items from his desk onto Pam's] 

  Pam Beesly : Do you mind?

  Dwight Schrute : I'm sorry Pam. Allow me to write you an apology letter.

  Pam Beesly : You don't have to do that.

  Dwight Schrute : [typing with his toes]  D-E-A. Oop, backspace. A. Dear.

  Jim Halpert : [whistling, places cup of coffee onto Dwight's desk]  Ahh, Thank you hands. Nothing else in the universe can do what you do.

  [Dwight lifts cup up with toes] 

  Jim Halpert : Oh, don't worry about it. Dwight, its okay. You were wrong.

  Dwight Schrute : [spills hot coffee on himself]  Uhh, aah!

  Jim Halpert : Well, A for effort right?

  [Dwight taps Jim's hand with his foot] 

• Dwight Schrute : Moving is one of the most stressful things you can do in life. You'll probably just take it out on your kid. Jim will turn to the drink. The family will fall apart. And 25 years from now, Cece will become world famous... for stripping!

  Pam Beesly : That's a sad story. I have another one. We move. The other tenants follow. The bank takes the building, takes your farm, takes your car, and beats the crap out of you. Penniless, you die. And my daughter, Cece, dances on your grave, fully clothed.

• Dwight Schrute : I say we bomb 'em. By 2020, they are going to be the world's largest economy and they're getting a taste for protein. We'll all starve.

• Pam Beesly : You're breaking the law.

  Dwight Schrute : Impossible. I love the law.

  Pam Beesly : Read Article 19. There are certain standards you have to maintain the building at. And that includes comfortable temperatures and adequate lighting. It also means no more cutting the tampons in two. And no more tampering with the toilet paper.

  Dwight Schrute : I see I've underestimated you. And I didn't think that was possible. Nate. Re-ply the paper.

  Nate : [separating rolls of toilet paper on a spinning machine]  I don't think it goes that way.

  Dwight Schrute : Re-ply it!