The Office (TV Series)

WUPHF.com (2010)

Ed Helms: Andy Bernard

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• Dwight Schrute : [the power shut off; cold opening]  Uh-oh. Ok, ok, nobody panic! Listen up, listen up!

  [Dwight uses a flashlight close to his face] 

  Dwight Schrute : Everyone, follow me to the shelter. We've got enough food for fourteen days. After that, we have a difficult conversation.

  Michael Scott : [the power went back on]  My bad. Space Heater and Fan were both on high, plugged into the same outlet. So...

  Jim Halpert : Um... it's saying the server went down? Does anybody know that password? 'Cause otherwise, we can't do any work.

  Michael Scott : Uh... try password.

  Jim Halpert : Nope.

  Dwight Schrute : Try 000000.

  Jim Halpert : No.

  Dwight Schrute : Okay, now try 000001.

  Jim Halpert : Okay, I'm not doing every number.

  Pam Beesly : Wait, um, does anyone remember when it was set up?

  Michael Scott : Uh... it was like, eight years ago?

  Pam Beesly : Lord of the Rings stuff? I don't know, I'm just trying to think of things that were happening at the time.

  Erin Hannon : Everyone was getting their driver's license.

  Jim Halpert : Why don't we just call the IT guy who set it up? What's the name of the guy in glasses again?

  Michael Scott : Okay, moving backwards our IT guys have been... Glasses, Turban, Earhair, Fatty 3, Shorts, Fatty 2, Lozenge and Fatso. I think Lozenge was the one who installed it.

  Andy Bernard : I got it. Try, um...

  [Andy coughs] 

  Michael Scott : You know what? It made me laugh but Pam got really offended.

  Kevin Malone : Big boobs.

  Meredith Palmer : Drama queen?

  Angela Martin : Nosy?

  Pam Beesly : You're typing big boobs?

  Jim Halpert : I'm trying everything.

  Dwight Schrute : Try big boobs with a z.

  Jim Halpert : That's...

  [the password got accepted] 

  Jim Halpert : the password. We're in.

  [the crew cheered] 

  Michael Scott : The important thing is, this kept us secure, people.

• Darryl Philbin : Consider it a wuphf in person.

  Andy Bernard : You're doing the wrong thing. You're going to lose Michael's investment, you're going to lose ours.

  Darryl Philbin : You got this crazy opportunity to get our money back! Tell Mike to sell!

  Andy Bernard : If you tell Michael to sell, he'll sell.

  Ryan Howard : I'm betting on myself.

  Stanley Hudson : It's a bad bet.

  Michael Scott : Hello.

  Ryan Howard : Hey. It's an ambush here. Nobody here believes in this company. Will you tell them they are wrong?

  Darryl Philbin : It's not that we don't believe in the company, we don't believe in you.

  Andy Bernard : All in those in favor of selling, say aye.

  [the four investors say aye] 

  Michael Scott : I... do not agree to see, which is to say nay.

  Darryl Philbin : What is wrong with you? What happened to you in high school?

  Stanley Hudson : Michael, are you that blind?

  Michael Scott : I'm not blind! I know exactly who he is. He is selfish and lazy and image-obsessed, and he is a bad friend. And he's also clever. And he shoots incredibly high, and he may just make it. But you know what? Even if he doesn't, I would rather go broke betting on my people, than get rich all by myself, on some island like a castaway. And there is no middle ground.

  Andy Bernard : You're gonna lose all of our money.

  Michael Scott : Only if he fails. And you know what? Ryan, I believe in you. Just like I believe in all of you. You have nine days to save everybody's money.

  Ryan Howard : Oh... Uh, That's a lot of pressure. I'm gonna need some more time.

  Michael Scott : You can't have it.

  Ryan Howard : Okay. I won't let you down.