The Office (TV Series)
Ultimatum (2011)
Craig Robinson: Darryl Philbin
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Quotes
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Dwight Schrute : What'd you get?
Darryl Philbin : A book about oceans.
Dwight Schrute : Oh, really? What else? Let me see.
Darryl Philbin : That's porn. Pornography. Old lady. Nasty porn.
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Dwight Schrute : My resolution is: Meet a loose woman.
Andy Bernard : That's a good one.
Dwight Schrute : Yeah?
Andy Bernard : You know what? That's my new one. I'm taking that one, too.
Darryl Philbin : You know what you guys should do? Go to the bookstore at lunch. There's tons of cuties and it's easy to talk to 'em. "Hey, what book is that?" "Cool, lets hang out tonight." " Sex already? Whoa."
Andy Bernard : The bookstore?
Dwight Schrute : It's that easy?
Darryl Philbin : I'll come wit' you, show you how it's done.
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Darryl Philbin : I have nothing against strip clubs, but I do have something against them at noon on a Monday. The day shift at a strip club? You can't un-see that.