The Office (TV Series)

The Seminar (2011)

John Krasinski: Jim Halpert

Quotes 

• Pam Beesly : Here's the story, that guy in there is Jim's childhood friend, Tom.

  Jim Halpert : Tom Witochkin, one of my best buddies, actually.

  Pam Beesly : And when they were both in the third grade, Jim was placed in the top reading group.

  Jim Halpert : It was blue group, so it was second from the top.

  Pam Beesly : And Tom...

  Jim Halpert : Was in green group.

  Pam Beesly : And Jim's mom suggested that Jim spent time hanging with the kids in his reading group, because she thought that they would be a good inffluence.

  Jim Halpert : And that's what I told him.

  Pam Beesly : Right, but how'd you say it?

  Jim Halpert : [pause]  My mom thinks you're too dumb to hang out with.

• Tom : Hey!

  Jim Halpert : Hey!

  Tom : Hey, how's it going?

  Jim Halpert : Pretty good, yeah.

  Tom : It's been a while.

  Jim Halpert : It has been, yeah.

  Tom : So... you work here, huh?

  Jim Halpert : Sales.

  Tom : Must be a front for some kind of famous laboratory

  [Jim laughs awkwardly] 

  Tom : cause you're so smart.

  Jim Halpert : Oh man, you remember that, huh?

  Tom : Oh barely, I'm so dumb. You know, stuff goes in, stuff goes out. Not like you, probably remember every paper sale you ever made. Paper salesman... genius.

  Jim Halpert : [Uncomfortable pause]  Alright, good catch up.

  Tom : Yeah.

  Jim Halpert : See ya.

  Tom : [Loudly]  Where's your jetpack, Zuckerberg?