- Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth: If you don't crank out new episodes quickly, Fry will be dead by lunch!... I'm having ham salad.
- Turanga Leela: But this is impossible. To keep him from running out, we'll need to produce an hour-long episode every hour. Nonstop. Forever!
- Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth: If Law & Order can do it, so can you.
- Morbo the Annihilator: We now go live to the white house, for the presidential summit on the dangers of streaming television.
- Linda van Schoonhoven: I understand it's destroying our young people.
- [laughs cheerfully]
- Morbo the Annihilator: That is my job!
- Philip J. Fry: Let me say this: viewers must binge responsibly. The same way they smoke cigarettes. Or drink bleach.
- Calculon: It's those damned lazy writers! They can't even manage to write an hour-long episode every 15 minutes.
- Script writer: I died doing what I hated.
- Turanga Leela: Can't you just ad lib?
- Calculon: Asking an actor to ad lib is like asking a... guy... to... five.
- Turanga Leela: Was that heart attack part of the script?
- Bender: No. But leave it in, it's hilarious.
- Turanga Leela: [directing scene at high speed] Action! Louder and funnier! Smile faster! Act better! Less nuance! That was terrible. Next scene!
- Calculon: Oh glorious rapture. To return to the draped proscenium once more!
- Robot Devil: Will you shut up? And get into the resurrection cannon!
- Network Execubot Gamma: This is very hard for me to say. So he'll say it.
- Network Execubot Beta: We love everything about this show. It's not working out.
- Network Execubot Alpha: You're cancelled!
- Network Execubot Gamma: You'll always be an important part of the Fulu family. GET OUT.
- Turanga Leela: Bad news, professor. They won't let us make any more episodes.
- Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth: That IS bad news. Especially since I have GOOD NEWS! Kidnap the actors and get back here at once.
- Turanga Leela: He's dead! I killed him by encouraging his hopes and dreams! How could I have been so stupid?
- Philip J. Fry: After learning that there are 13,020 episodes of the final season of All My Circuits: "I'm sorry Leela. I'll never be able to watch enough TV to make you proud of me."