The Office (TV Series)

Todd Packer (2011)

Brian Baumgartner: Kevin Malone

Quotes 

• Kevin Malone : [to Todd]  Your life is so insane. You should write a book.

  Todd Packer : Since when did you learn how to read?

  Kevin Malone : [still smiling]  I do know how to read, though.

  Todd Packer : Yeah. You know how to read a menu. This guy...

  [Todd chuckles and leaves] 

  Kevin Malone : [to Holly and Dwight]  I... He's right. I mean, I could lose some weight.

  Dwight Schrute : Kevin, in sumo culture, you'd be considered a promising up-and-comer.

• Kevin Malone : I have very little patience for stupidity.

• [as Kevin, Holly, and Dwight are eating in the kitchen] 

  Todd Packer : Hey, what's going on, you guys? Yeah. Three muske-queers.

  Kevin Malone : Mean, but good.