- Angela Martin: Will you marry me?
- Holly Flax: No.
- Michael Scott: That would be hot. I'd pay to see that.
- Kevin Malone: Woah, I love her. How much for that?
- Michael Scott: I uh... I actually don't know why I brought that because It's kind of priceless.
- Holly Flax: 10 dollars.
- Michael Scott: Mhmm, no I paid 500 dollars for that.
- Kevin Malone: 200.
- Michael Scott: 500.
- Holly Flax: 20.
- Kevin Malone: 45.
- Michael Scott: Get lost.
- Kevin Malone: Damn it.
- Michael Scott: That is how you do it.
- Holly Flax: You know we don't have to sell that if you don't want to. If it's a problem with the neon I can have my neon guy take a look.
- Michael Scott: You know it's really more for a bachelor pad. I just want to get a fair price.
- Holly Flax: Well we could put it in storage... in case.
- Michael Scott: In case... in case of what?
- Holly Flax: You know... in case if something changes.
- Holly Flax: I don't have an in case. Do you have an in case?
- Holly Flax: Nope.
- Old Lady: How much for the slip and slide?
- Michael Scott: Get lost.
- Michael Scott: So, this is one of my favorite places in the world.
- Holly Flax: Why?
- Michael Scott: This is where Toby announced that he was going to Costa Rica. It was the happiest day of my life... until the day you came to replace him.
- Jim Halpert: Holly, will you marry me?
- Holly Flax: No.
- Stanley Hudson: Marry me, Holly.
- Holly Flax: No.
- Michael Scott: That guy's got more than he can handle as it is.
- Oscar Martinez: Will you marry me?
- Holly Flax: No.
- Michael Scott: That marriage would be a sham.
- Gabe Lewis: Will you marry me?
- Holly Flax: No.
- Michael Scott: Easy no.
- Angela Martin: Will you marry me?
- Holly Flax: No.
- Michael Scott: That would be hot. I would pay to see that.
- Ryan Howard: Will you marry me, Holly?
- Holly Flax: No.
- Michael Scott: Only one that I was kind of worried about.