The Office (TV Series)
Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager (2011)
Paul Lieberstein: Toby Flenderson
Quotes
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Toby Flenderson : I am supposed to collect eyewitness accounts. Who saw Dwight do this?
[everyone in the conference room raises their hand]
Dwight Schrute : Okay, really?
Toby Flenderson : Would you consider this a terrorist incident?
Ryan Howard : I felt terrorized.
Dwight Schrute : Come on.
Toby Flenderson : Oh! There's a whole other terrorism booklet for that.
Dwight Schrute : I just really, really think that we should handle this internally.
Ryan Howard : Dwight, why is it on us to protect you?
Dwight Schrute : Because you guys are my best friends. And I mean that. Managing you for this last week has been the greatest honor of my life. And if you ruin this, I will burn this office to the ground.
[everyone has a shocked expression]
Dwight Schrute : And I mean that figuratively, not literally. Because you guys are so, so important to me. I love you guys, but don't cross me, but you're the best.