The Office (TV Series)

Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager (2011)

Zach Woods: Gabe Lewis

Quotes 

• [Gabe pulls Andy into the conference room with the blinds shut to confront him about Erin] 

  Gabe Lewis : Are you still in love with Erin?

  Andy Bernard : What?

  Gabe Lewis : Because I am. I need to get her back. I can't be alone anymore.

  [Gabe starts sobbing] 

  Gabe Lewis : Andy, do you like being alone with me right now?

  Andy Bernard : No, this is horrifying.

• [Gabe walks up to reception to Erin] 

  Gabe Lewis : Erin, I am in love with you. I don't believe in much, okay? I don't believe in horoscopes. I don't believe in Christmas. I sure as hell don't believe in God.

  Kelly Erin Hannon : [whispers in shock]  What?

  Gabe Lewis : Or maybe there's a God, I don't know. It's just not a guy with a long, white beard.

  [Erin responds with a shocked expression] 

  Gabe Lewis : Or it could be. It's possible that is exactly what God is. But for all of the disbelief, I believe in us. I believe in love. You have made me believe that for all of the hokum out there...

  [the reception phone rings incessantly] 

  Gabe Lewis : Do we not have voicemail?

  Kelly Erin Hannon : Dwight doesn't trust robots to give us our messages.