- Spanish Buzz: Hemos quitado la caca de la arena del gatito.
- [Translation: We have removed the poop from the kitty litter]
- Mrs. Potato Head: Oh, Spanish is so beautiful.
- Mr. Pricklepants: Thank you all for coming to the audition. Number one, action!
- Alien #1: Ooooh!
- Mr. Pricklepants: Dreadful. Next!
- Alien #2: [same inflection] Ooooh!
- Mr. Pricklepants: Horrifying. Next!
- Alien #3: [same inflection] Ooooh!
- Mr. Pricklepants: Brilliant!
- [the toys watch Ken and Barbie kiss out in the snow]
- Mrs. Potato Head: How romantic.
- Mr. Potato Head: Yeah, until they fall off the deck.
- [Ken and Barbie fall through the snow]
- Hamm: I'll get the shovel.
- Woody: Ready to lose at checkers, Slink?
- Slinky Dog: When pigs fly.
- Hamm: [to Buttercup] Actually, I had an uncle who was a pilot.
- Buttercup: Really?
- Hamm: No, not really.
- Buttercup: [Playing poker] Hey, Potato Head. You in?
- Mrs. Potato Head: Sorry, boys. He's all mine.
- Mr. Potato Head: We're gonna spend the whole week together, just the two of us.
- [Whispering]
- Mr. Potato Head: Deal me in.
- [Leaves behind an eye and arm to play for him]
- Ken: Hawaii! You gotta get me to Hawaii!
- Captain Zip: Sorry, sir. I just zip and unzip. I don't actually fly.
- Mr. Pricklepants: [to Barbie and Ken] Dinner is served.
- [the Squeaky Toy Aliens come up, providing the dinner: a huge pork with an apple in its mouth, played by Hamm]
- Hamm: [spits out apple] I should've seen this coming.
- [last lines]
- [the toys are attempting to thaw out Ken and Barbie out of the ice using a hair dryer and a flathead screwdriver as a chisel]
- Buzz Lightyear: Best vacation ever!
- Woody: Yeah.
- Woody: Soon she'll be headed off to...
- Buzz Lightyear: [interrupting] Hay-way-eye!
- Woody: It's Hawaii, Buzz. Now does everybody have a vacation plan?
- [Trixie and Rex are at the former's laptop computer]
- Trixie: Rex and I have been working on our massively multiplayer online role playing game profiles.
- Rex: [in awe at this avatar] That's me! Can you make my arms bigger?
- Trixie: Oh, yeah. Enhancing.
- [Trixie presses the spacebar on the keyboard repeatedly in order to give Rex's avatar big muscular arms]
- Rex: Oh, yes!