- Weather Wizard: Nobody's ever tipped over the Washington Monument before! I'll go down in history!
- Linkara: That is such an idiotic thing to say that I really have no jokes sufficient enough to counter it.
- [Superman sees a bolt of lightning appear, thanks to the Weather Wizard]
- Superman: Whoa! That bolt of lightning just came out of nowhere! I'm in serious danger - and so is the city - unless I do something!
- Linkara: In the time it took for you to say that, the lightning bolt has zapped you seven times.
- Linkara: A group of kids are assembling the most impressive flippin' treehouse I've ever seen! I mean, look at that thing! It's already painted, there are two assembled stairways to create a second level for the thing. At this point, you might as well make into a house!
- Maureen: Our Quik Qlub is really shaping up, isn't it, Miguel?
- Miguel: You said it, Maureen!
- Linkara: You have a club that's focused entirely around a single drink product. You're making the Tandy Computer Whiz Kids look cool by comparison.
- Linkara: When I did my review of "Adventures of the Kool-Aid Man", I asked a simple question: "Why?" The answer everyone gave was, "Money!" The problem with that answer is that there was no money to be made with that. The initial Kool-Aid Man comics were free. And even if they weren't free, yeah, for Marvel or DC, getting money from a food manufacturer makes sense, but it doesn't make sense from the food manufacturer's point of view. Why? Because unless you were a particularly bored child, no one looked at a food mascot and thought to themselves: "Wow! I'd love to see the Lucky Charms leprechaun on an adventure to fight the evil anti-marshmallows!" When one is already saturated with awesome comic book superheroes - many of which were already made with kids in mind, yet still keeping things exciting - why the hell would anyone waste their money on a food mascot comic? And the same thing goes with today's kindling: "Superman Meets the Quik Bunny".