The Flash (TV Series)

Wednesday Ever After (2023)

Candice Patton: Iris West-Allen

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• Iris West-Allen : Thank God it's Thursday. You wouldn't even believe all the stuff we tried.

  Barry Allen : Once we even tried connecting the battery to the particle accelerator. After 58 time loops, you kind of throw caution to the wind.

  Cecile Horton : And apparently you learned how to phase through a nuclear blast mid-explosion.

  Allegra Garcia : 58 time loops? Didn't that get boring?

  Iris West-Allen : It was kind of romantic.

• Barry Allen : So I've been thinking about what you said, how we should write our own future and enjoy every moment. These last few years, you know, it feels like we've spent to much saving the world. We've never really got that classic newlywed experience.

  Iris West-Allen : Yeah, I know. I'm gonna be pregnant in three months. Feels like we just can't catch a break.

  Barry Allen : So lets make one. Together.

  Iris West-Allen : So what? You suggesting a baby-moon adventure?

  Barry Allen : Only let's not wait until the third trimester. Just start right now.

• Chester P. Runk : It looks like Gideon's scans detected composite temporal particles on you.

  Iris West-Allen : So does that mean that my time sickness is back?

  Chester P. Runk : No, but you have been exposed to some kind of tachyon feedback loop. Barry too. And now, you're both stuck on this merry-go-round called Wednesday.

• Chester P. Runk : So how'd you guys get out?

  Iris West-Allen : Living the day apart didn't work, so we lived it together, the right way.

  Barry Allen : And then let the time line correct itself.

  Joe West : Phasing, explosions, time loops. You have been through a lot in nine years. You both have. And I'm very proud of you.

  Iris West-Allen : Thanks, Dad.

• Iris West-Allen : Did you know about the CatCo offer?

  Barry Allen : Yes. So, I did. I figured it out using this.

  [showing her a notebook] 

  Barry Allen : I call it my mapbook. It's a record I'm putting together of everything that's gonna happen to us in the future.

  Iris West-Allen : You're planning our future without me?

  Barry Allen : No, no, I'm-I'm cataloging it. Instead of changing the timeline, we're just gonna follow it.

  Iris West-Allen : Catalog how?

  Barry Allen : I mean, between everything I've picked up time-traveling and Gideon's records, we already know so much about our future. I spent all week putting it together.

  Iris West-Allen : Why would you want to do that?

  Barry Allen : Look, um... I've been having the same nightmare ever since we defeated the Negative Forces, and in it, I can't keep you safe. But with this book, we can see what's coming before it happens. The good and bad. Like with Nora. Iris... you're gonna get pregnant in three months. You're gonna win two Pulitzers! Like, how great is this, right? Now we won't have to worry about any Desperos or mirror dimensions or time sickness catching us by surprise. We're safer now with this.

  [telling she's not as excited as he is] 

  Barry Allen : What's wrong?

  Iris West-Allen : Um, nothing. I'm just... tired. Can we just, um... talk about this tomorrow?

• Barry Allen : Morning.

  Iris West-Allen : Morning.

  Barry Allen : Let's see if I catch Captain Boomerang today.

  [checking his mapbook] 

  Barry Allen : Hmm. Doesn't say. Ooh, that's happening this weekend? Iris, guess what.

  Iris West-Allen : Baby, please. Can you just take a shower first? I'm still waking up.

  Barry Allen : Yeah. Yeah, I'll take a shower first. Then I'll tell you. You're gonna love it.

  Iris West-Allen : [as he showers, she goes out to her vanity and sees his sock on her table]  Babe, for the sake of our marriage, could you please put your smelly socks away?

• Iris West-Allen : It's Wednesday already, isn't it?

  Barry Allen : Yeah, sorry to crash the party.

  Iris West-Allen : I'm just not ready to go back to work. I was lost in time for weeks and now I just want to stay in bed where it's cozy and safe.

  Barry Allen : I know. But Thawne's gone. So is your time sickness. It's been a great seven days.

  Iris West-Allen : Yeah, it has.

  Barry Allen : Plus, I probably have a lot of CCPD paperwork piled up by now.

  [zooping away and back in a change of clothes] 

  Barry Allen : And you have a big day at CCC Media. Big day. Okay, remember, just say yes.

  Iris West-Allen : Yes to what?

  Barry Allen : We'll talk about it tonight. Have a great day.

• Allegra Garcia : So, our online numbers are up...

  Iris West-Allen : Up 8%. Yes, got it.

  Allegra Garcia : So you do read my spreadsheets. Cool. Also, Taylor is handling our new...

  Iris West-Allen : New ad-free portal.

  Allegra Garcia : Yeah, but she also...

  Iris West-Allen : Knows that you are a meta. Along with Aariz and Vanya. Allegra, we don't need to go over this again. Hey, watch out.

  [stopping so they don't bump into Taylor] 

  Taylor Brown : [dropping a folder]  Ooh! Oh, Iris, you're back. Great, 'cause we've got to do something about...

  Iris West-Allen : About our new filing system. I am working on it. Come on.

  Taylor Brown : Thanks, boss.

  Allegra Garcia : [following Iris to her office]  What, are you psychic now?

  Iris West-Allen : No, I'm just having serious deja vu.

  Allegra Garcia : I know how to get you out of that. I have a surprise for you.

  Iris West-Allen : Something about CatCo Media buying us?

  Allegra Garcia : Did Kara tell you? She promised to let me do it.

• Iris West-Allen : Okay, get me up to speed.

  Allegra Garcia : Well, Taylor is handling our new ad-free portal.

  Iris West-Allen : Oh, you two are okay these days?

  Allegra Garcia : Oh, yeah. You missed the whole hostage situation with Sunshine and Dr. Light. Taylor, Vanya, and Aariz know I am a meta now and they are keeping my secret, so...

  Taylor Brown : [bumping into them]  Ooh! Oh, I am so sorry. Iris, we missed you. But also, we've gotta do something about our filing system. I'm trying to fact-check my "High Life" piece and I can't find anything.

  Allegra Garcia : I'll look into it.

  Taylor Brown : Thanks.

  Allegra Garcia : And, boss, I have a feeling more than just our filing system is about to change.

  Iris West-Allen : What is that supposed to mean?

  Allegra Garcia : I have a surprise for you. I wanted to tell you this in person, so while you and Barry had your weeklong staycation, I had a surprise meeting with one Ms. Cat Grant.

  Iris West-Allen : As in CatCo, Cat Grant?

  Allegra Garcia : Yes. CatCo Worldwide Media wants to buy CCC Media and expand your global footprint under the umbrella of a major news conglomerate. She said it's a blank check. All you have to do is just say yes. Iris, this is your future empire, the one that Nora and Bart are always talking about. This is how it starts. Maybe this is where you win your first Pulitzer.