The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Roommate Transmogrification (2011)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Leonard Hofstadter : What are you doing here?
Raj Koothrappali : I was sleeping.
Leonard Hofstadter : In my bed?
Raj Koothrappali : Well, I would sleep in my own bed, except it's being used to bring shame to my family. And the memory of Gene Roddenberry.
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Sheldon Cooper : What are you doing here?
Leonard Hofstadter : What?
Sheldon Cooper : I said, what are you doing here?
Leonard Hofstadter : I live here.
Sheldon Cooper : I have paperwork that says differently.
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Howard Wolowitz : You gotta like this. The girlfriend, the ex-girlfriend bonding over your rooty-tooty stinky booty.
Leonard Hofstadter : Kill me.
Sheldon Cooper : It wouldn't help. The human body is capable of being flatulent for hours after death.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Do you really think you should be eating that cake?
Howard Wolowitz : Why?
Leonard Hofstadter : If you're gonna be a trophy husband for a rich wife, you might want to watch your waistline.
Raj Koothrappali : He's right. A minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Does Sheldon know you're sleeping in here?
Raj Koothrappali : Are you kidding? He made me sign a waiver, participate in an emergency fire drill, and take a refresher course in CPR. Thank God he had a dummy.
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh yeah, Mouth-to-Mouth Mona. You know she used to date Howard?
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[last lines]
Penny : [after Penny drunkenly sleeps with Raj, she tries to sneak out, but is finds Sheldon, Leonard, and Howard in the living room] Damn.
Leonard Hofstadter : What is going on?
Penny : [laughing nervously] Oh, it's, it's not what it looks like.
[embarrassed, Penny quickly leaves]
Sheldon Cooper : What does it look like?
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Priya Koothrappali : I feel ridiculous in this dress.
Leonard Hofstadter : You look beautiful, Lieutenant Uhura. Now prepare for... inspection.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : I was headhunted by a big pharmaceutical company. They're gonna pay me a butt-load of money!
Howard Wolowitz : What?
Leonard Hofstadter : Bernadette, that's great. Howard, do you make a butt-load?
Howard Wolowitz : Better than what you got a butt-load of.