- Howard Morris: Wait, what could a Broadway star possibly wish they did instead?
- Jonathan: Mmm... Alright, don't laugh. But I've always wanted to be a children's librarian.
- Howard Morris: [pauses. Places his hand on Jonathan's hand] I'm a librarian.
- Jonathan: Shut up.
- Howard Morris: That's our slogan.
- Jonathan: [chuckling] Oh...