- Squidward becomes so tired that SpongeBob and Patrick can't wake him up. However, they will not let him miss his big audition; Mr. Krabs and his crew cater a fancy party, but they might be out of depth with their new wealthy customers.
- You Wish (Shanghaied): An anchor gets lodged into Squidward's window, so SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward all climb the rope to see who is responsible. It's The Flying Dutchman's ship, and he enslaves them to work as crew members on deck for the rest of their lives! Squidward, however, is quickly thrown overboard because he's so annoying. SpongeBob and Patrick love being slaves on board his ghostly ship and it drives the Dutchman crazy. An angry Dutchman resigns to eat them the next day, so SpongeBob and Patrick steal his special dining socks in retaliation. He agrees to grant them 3 wishes in exchange for the socks. They quickly blow the first two wishes. Their destiny will be determined by our audience voting over the phone lines and the internet.—NAS
- SNOOZE, YOU LOSE: It's the night before Squidward's big audition for the Bikini Bottom Philharmonic Orchestra, and he hasn't slept in three days. He can't get to sleep, no matter how hard he tries. It doesn't help that SpongeBob and Patrick keep him awake by drinking sodas and belching loudly. Squidward leans out of the window to yell at them, and tells them his problem. SpongeBob goes straight into Squidward's house and advises he take a walk. Squidward tells SpongeBob that normally he would jump up and scream when he appears out of nowhere, but he has no energy left and he decides to take SpongeBob's advice. Back in SpongeBob's house, Patrick has drank so much soda that he's ready to belch loudly. SpongeBob tries stifling Patrick's mouth, but he belches out of his bellybutton anyway. Meanwhile, Squidward is taking a stroll through Bikini Bottom and everything around him seems to remind him that he's awake. However, SpongeBob's advice works. Squidward arrives at SpongeBob's house by mistake. SpongeBob and Patrick see him come in, and Squidward finally collapses in a deep sleep, landing face first on top of SpongeBob, who has shaped himself into a mattress. Patrick and Gary join Squidward, which the sponge doesn't mind. The next morning, SpongeBob and Patrick wake up to find that Squidward is still fast asleep, and they can't wake him up no matter what they try. They try making a clone from him, but it turns into an angry monster and rampages through the town. They get the idea of pretending to be him by climbing inside his body and puppeteering him. They are clumsy and have difficulty controlling the octopus. Finally, they arrive at the audition. SpongeBob searches Squidward's brain for ability to play clarinet and he finally finds it. The audition goes very well, and the judges are pleased. Suddenly, Squidward wakes up and wonders why he isn't able to control his own body. Discovering that SpongeBob and Patrick are the ones responsible, he beats them up and regurgitates them. He's flattered by the judges' compliments, and decides to continue playing clarinet by himself. His playing is so horrible that it causes several disasters. Later, riding on the bus with his clarinet wrapped around his head and a sleeping SpongeBob and Patrick resting their heads on his lap, he looks out of the window and notices the clone of himself from earlier playing a building like it's a musical instrument. The townsfolk applaud.
KRUSTY KATERING: SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward are working in Mr. Krabs' newest service: Krusty Katering. They are serving Krabby Patties at a kids' birthday party. Squidward hates children, but Mr. Krabs urges him to go and serve patties anyway. Squidward offers Patties to a boy, but he touches the patties and sneezes on them, causing the octopus to puke violently. Patrick is a clown, but he can't make balloon animals and he's more scared of the children than they are of him. Mr. Krabs gives a boy a Plankton piñata, but the boy would rather beat him, and soon Mr. Krabs is chased by a mob of children. SpongeBob is a bouncy house, but he runs into a problem when a little girl with spiked sneakers jumps on him and causes him to deflate. The children are too unruly for the four of them - they even tore off Patrick's head-, and they make a run for it. A wealthy customer approaches them and asks them if they are the fancy caterers she hired to cater at her fancy party for a large sum of money. Quick to seize the monetary opportunity, Mr. Krabs says that they are, despite SpongeBob's protests. Making tuxedos out of Squidward's ink, Mr. Krabs and the rest are ready to cater. The customer gives Mr. Krabs the check and he stores it away. However, the birthday boy from the kids' party keeps pestering him and demanding his birthday cake. SpongeBob bejewels the Krabby Patties with jewels he found around the mansion and sends Patrick and Squidward off to serve them, to Mr. Krabs' chagrin. Krabs scuttles off to return the jewels. The Patties bejewel customers' teeth with the jewels. Patrick suddenly becomes hostile and wanting to keep the bejeweled Patties for himself. While serving in the dining hall, Squidward sees the band and tries to join in. The band try to avoid him and Squidward chases after them with his clarinet, playing it tunelessly. Upstairs, Mr. Krabs is looking for the room SpongeBob took the jewels from, when the birthday boy appears again and demands his birthday cake, threatening to set off fireworks. Mr. Krabs confiscates them, telling him they're dangerous, and the boy explains that nobody listened to him enough to explain that. The boy hugs Mr. Krabs and decides he's his father, but Krabs puts him down the laundry chute to hide him from his client. Patrick continues his rampage. SpongeBob tries to stop him and pull a patty away from him, but the patty is launched into Squidward's clarinet. Squidward shoots the patty out of the clarinet and it lands on the back of a man's head, starting a food fight. Mr. Krabs arrives at the room where the jewels were, and finds the birthday boy bouncing on a water bed. Mr. Krabs tries to catch him but accidentally bursts the water bed, causing the mansion to flood. Mr. Krabs goes flying through the air, causing the fireworks he stashed in the back of his pants to be lit, and flies through the air like a rocket. The boys surfs on his check and customers bounce on SpongeBob, who has again shapeshifted into a bouncy house.
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