Sherlock (TV Series)
The Hounds of Baskerville (2012)
Gordon Kennedy: Gary
Quotes
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Dr. John Watson : I couldn't help noticing, on the map of the moor, a skull and crossbones?
Gary : Oh, that.
Dr. John Watson : Pa... Pirates?
Gary : Eh, no, no. The Great Grimpen Minefield, they call it.
Dr. John Watson : Oh, right.
Gary : It's not what you think. It's the Baskerville Testing site. It's been going for eighty-odd years. I'm not sure anyone really knows what's there anymore.
Dr. John Watson : Hm... Explosives?
Gary : Oh, not just explosives. Hm. Break into that place and if you're lucky you just get blowen up, so they say. In case you're planning a nice wee stroll.
Dr. John Watson : Ta, I'll remember.
Gary : Aye. Now, it buggers up tourism a bit, so, eh, thank God for the demon hound!
[chuckles]
Gary : Did you see that show? The documentary?
Dr. John Watson : Uh, quite recently, yeah.
Gary : God bless Henry Knight and his monster from Hell.
Dr. John Watson : You ever seen it? The hound?
Gary : Me? No, no. Eh, Fletcher has. He runs the walks, the monster walks, for the tourists, you know? He's seen it.
Dr. John Watson : That's handy. For trade.
Gary : I'm just saying we've been rushed off our feet, Billy.
Billy : Yeah, lots of monster hunters. Don't take much these days. One mention on Twitter and whoomph! We're out of WKD.
Gary : All right.
Billy : What with the monster and the ruddy prisoner, I don't know how we sleep nights, do you, Gary?
Gary : Like a baby.
Billy : That's not true. He's a snorer.
Gary : Hey! Hush't!
Billy : Is yours a snorer?
Dr. John Watson : Got any crisps?