Californication (TV Series)

Boys & Girls (2012)

David Duchovny: Hank Moody

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• Tyler : Why don't you go easy on me, man? I got my ass beaten about a week ago

  Hank Moody : I know. I know that. And I was almost sad when I heard the news. And than I was vaguely disappointed when I heard you weren't gonna die or anything like that. But knowing that you were in great pain did make me smile. It's the little things, you know.

• Hank Moody : Sometimes it's better not to touch your dreams. Take it from someone who knows.

  Charlie Runkle : That is profound... ly depressing.

• Hank Moody : Charlie?

  Charlie Runkle : Yes?

  Hank Moody : Is that a dildo in your pocket or you're just happy to see me go.

• Tyler : My folks were out of town, alright?

  Hank Moody : That's what your folks told you. They actually hate your guts and rue the day that your father ever failed to pull out in time.

• Hank Moody : You think that your father loved your mother's beautiful pussy any less because she had more hair down there?

  Club Guy : Don't be talking about my mom's pussy!

  Hank Moody : Why? I said it was beautiful, man.

• Hank Moody : Grab yourself a lady friend.

  Charlie Runkle : It's not that easy. I'm old and bald and lacking in social skills.

  Hank Moody : Yeah, but you do make a decent living. And you have this groovy pad.

  Charlie Runkle : And that's really good for the hedonist. It impresses the shit out of the strippers and the barmaids. But what if I want something more?

  Hank Moody : Sometimes it's better not to touch your dreams. Take it from someone who knows.