- Pete Lattimer: If some psycho tried to off your mother, wouldn't you want payback?
- Artie Nielsen: You never met my mother.
- Pete Lattimer: [bitten by a zombie] Listen, uh... when it happens, I want you to be the one who puts me down.
- Myka Bering: [easily] Okay.
- Pete Lattimer: I know it's not gonna be... Wait, wait. What?
- Myka Bering: Two shots to the head, right? Pop-pop.