The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Skank Reflex Analysis (2011)

Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali

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• Penny : Look, Honey. I was really drunk and made a huge mistake last night. We should have never slept together. It's what ruins friendships.

  Raj Koothrappali : You can't ruin a friendship with sex! That's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles!

• Bernadette Rostenkowski : What the hell is wrong with you?

  Raj Koothrappali : Well, uh, you were always so nice to me, I thought maybe you liked me.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : [yells]  I'm nice to everyone!

• Raj Koothrappali : As your friend, you might like to know that, um... we didn't have sex in the conventional sense.

  Penny : Oh, God. Did you pull some weird Indian crap on me?

  Raj Koothrappali : No, no. After we got undressed and jumped in bed, you... you asked if I had protection.

  Penny : Oh, you did, didn't you?

  Raj Koothrappali : Of course. I'm always packing. Anyway, um, I had trouble putting it on and you tried to help and... that was all she wrote.

  Penny : So, we didn't actually...

  Raj Koothrappali : I did. It was beautiful.

• Raj Koothrappali : Can I say I ruined you for white men?