Supernatural (TV Series)
Slash Fiction (2011)
Mark Sheppard: Crowley
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Quotes
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Crowley : A token.
Richard Roman : You shouldn't have. I love a muffin.
Crowley : 100% organic baby uvulas. Gluten-free.
Richard Roman : So considerate.
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Crowley : I'll cut to the chase, Mr. Roman.
Richard Roman : Please. Dick.
Crowley : Dick, you and I control large interests that I feel strongly could meld, to the benefit of all.
Richard Roman : You think?
Crowley : I know. Straight talk, we should be friends, you and I.
Richard Roman : Why? Why in the world would we be?
Crowley : Well, I brought you here, Dick. I found the way to open the door to Purgatory.
Richard Roman : To steal every last soul, you mean. You and that angel friend of yours. Don't roofie me and call it romance.
Crowley : I think you've got me wrong.
Richard Roman : Now it's your turn to listen. I'd sooner swim through hot garbage than shake hands with a bottom-feeding mutation like you. You demons are ugly, lazy, gold-digging whores. You're less than humans, and they're not good for much 'til you dip 'em in garlic sauce. I'd never work with you, Crowley. In fact, if I wasn't busy with better things, I might actively wipe your kind from the face of the Universe. And you'd deserve it. Are we clear?
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Crowley : Mr. Roman. I felt it was time we met in person. I'm Crowley. I run hell.