The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Wiggly Finger Catalyst (2011)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny
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Quotes
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Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, I know they have money. But I don't think it's that much.
Sheldon Cooper : No, you're wrong. See, as you know, a few years ago I achieved one of my lesser dreams and became a notary public. From time to time I noterized banking documents for Raj. The Koothrappalis aren't just rich. They're Richie Rich rich.
Penny : So how much is that?
Sheldon Cooper : About halfway between Bruce Wayne and Scrooge McDuck.
Howard Wolowitz : What the hell, the last time we went to the zoo, that son of a bitch made me buy him a churro.
Leonard Hofstadter : Listen guys, I'm sorry. I don't want to be rude, but I need to go call Raj's sister, who I love so much. So vastly much.
Penny : Okay, so he's got money and it's a few gifts and a car.
Howard Wolowitz : And she got him to pay off all her credit cards.
Penny : What? He paid off her credit cards? Damn it, I could have dated Raj for a couple months.
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Penny : [whispering] Oh, here she comes!
Howard Wolowitz : Smart. Whisper, so the deaf chick can't hear you.
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[Penny and Howard have just confronted Raj's girlfriend Emily to check if she's a golddigger]
Raj Koothrappali : [Yelling] How dare you ambush my girlfriend at the gym?
Penny : We didn't mean for it to be an ambush! It just, it's kind of impossible not to sneak up on deaf people!
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Penny : This girl is trouble! What kind of relationship is it where you buy her gifts, and she gives you sex?
Raj Koothrappali : The best one I ever had!
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Penny : Mustache is looking good there, Sheldon.
Sheldon Cooper : Don't thank me, thank the dice. They told me what percentage of my face to shave.
Howard Wolowitz : Why are you still doing this?
Sheldon Cooper : Because it's working. In the past few weeks, unburdened by trivial decisions, I have co-authored two papers in notable peer review journals, and I'm close to figuring out why the Large Hadron Collider has yet to isolate the Higgs boson particle.
Leonard Hofstadter : You forgot to mention got chafed testicles because you no longer wear underpants.
Sheldon Cooper : The dice giveth and the dice taketh away.
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Penny : [sees Howard ogling at a woman in a gym] Really, Howard? You're engaged to my friend.
Howard Wolowitz : Hey, Bernadette doesn't need to know how I rev up my engine so long as I park the car in the right garage.
Penny : I can't believe you're engaged to my friend.
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Penny : I can't believe Raj has a girlfriend.
[Sheldon rolls his dices]
Sheldon Cooper : Me neither.
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Sheldon Cooper : I actually have information about Raj that would be helpful with this discussion.
[continues to eat, without further explanation. The others looks curiously at him]
Leonard Hofstadter : Could you tell us...?
Sheldon Cooper : Let's see...
[rolls dice]
Sheldon Cooper : Snake eyes. Sorry, bud.
Penny : Hang on... Doubles. Roll again.
Sheldon Cooper : [rolls again] Okay, get this. It doesn't matter if he's showering her with gifts. Because the Koothrappali's are vastly wealthy.
Penny : What do you mean, "vastly wealthy"?
Sheldon Cooper : Well, wealthy means a lot of money, and vastly means even more. I'm not sure what's tripping you up.
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Penny : [to Emily] Can we talk to you about Raj?
Howard Wolowitz : She says: "Sure, what about him?"
Penny : Raj is naive. He hasn't dated a whole lot of women...
[Howard stops signing here, as he gets distracted by two beautiful women at the reception desk behind them]
Penny : ... and I'm concerned that, without meaning to, you might be taking advantage of him, by letting him buy lots of expensive things and I...
[realizing that Howard isn't signing anymore]
Penny : Howard! Focus. Tell her what I'm saying.
Howard Wolowitz : Right!
[signing]
Howard Wolowitz : Are you a gold digger or not?
[Penny looks at him, disgusted by him. Emily gets infuriated, and starts to sign with rage]
Howard Wolowitz : Oh, uh... something, something... Who the something do you think you are? Mind your own something business and go something yourself!
[Emily leaves, and Penny looks at him in shock]
Howard Wolowitz : Oh, I get this now...
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Penny : He is cuter now that I know he's rich.