The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Wiggly Finger Catalyst (2011)

Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter

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• Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, I know they have money. But I don't think it's that much.

  Sheldon Cooper : No, you're wrong. See, as you know, a few years ago I achieved one of my lesser dreams and became a notary public. From time to time I noterized banking documents for Raj. The Koothrappalis aren't just rich. They're Richie Rich rich.

  Penny : So how much is that?

  Sheldon Cooper : About halfway between Bruce Wayne and Scrooge McDuck.

  Howard Wolowitz : What the hell, the last time we went to the zoo, that son of a bitch made me buy him a churro.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Listen guys, I'm sorry. I don't want to be rude, but I need to go call Raj's sister, who I love so much. So vastly much.

  Penny : Okay, so he's got money and it's a few gifts and a car.

  Howard Wolowitz : And she got him to pay off all her credit cards.

  Penny : What? He paid off her credit cards? Damn it, I could have dated Raj for a couple months.

• Penny : Mustache is looking good there, Sheldon.

  Sheldon Cooper : Don't thank me, thank the dice. They told me what percentage of my face to shave.

  Howard Wolowitz : Why are you still doing this?

  Sheldon Cooper : Because it's working. In the past few weeks, unburdened by trivial decisions, I have co-authored two papers in notable peer review journals, and I'm close to figuring out why the Large Hadron Collider has yet to isolate the Higgs boson particle.

  Leonard Hofstadter : You forgot to mention got chafed testicles because you no longer wear underpants.

  Sheldon Cooper : The dice giveth and the dice taketh away.

• Sheldon Cooper : I actually have information about Raj that would be helpful with this discussion.

  [continues to eat, without further explanation. The others looks curiously at him] 

  Leonard Hofstadter : Could you tell us...?

  Sheldon Cooper : Let's see...

  [rolls dice] 

  Sheldon Cooper : Snake eyes. Sorry, bud.

  Penny : Hang on... Doubles. Roll again.

  Sheldon Cooper : [rolls again]  Okay, get this. It doesn't matter if he's showering her with gifts. Because the Koothrappali's are vastly wealthy.

  Penny : What do you mean, "vastly wealthy"?

  Sheldon Cooper : Well, wealthy means a lot of money, and vastly means even more. I'm not sure what's tripping you up.