The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Wiggly Finger Catalyst (2011)
Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali
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Quotes
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Raj Koothrappali : I don't know if I want to play anymore.
Sheldon Cooper : Because you don't have a girlfriend? Good lord, if that becomes a reason to not play Dungeons & Dragons, this game's in serious trouble.
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[Penny and Howard have just confronted Raj's girlfriend Emily to check if she's a golddigger]
Raj Koothrappali : [Yelling] How dare you ambush my girlfriend at the gym?
Penny : We didn't mean for it to be an ambush! It just, it's kind of impossible not to sneak up on deaf people!
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Penny : This girl is trouble! What kind of relationship is it where you buy her gifts, and she gives you sex?
Raj Koothrappali : The best one I ever had!
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Raj Koothrappali : Tell her I have a deep, sexy voice, like James Earl Jones.
Howard Wolowitz : She... she doesn't know how James Earl Jones sounds like!
Raj Koothrappali : Great. Then she won't know I'm lying.
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Howard Wolowitz : She asks if you play any instrument.
Raj Koothrappali : No, but when I was six years old, I tried to start a boyband called Frankie Goes to Bollywood.
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Raj Koothrappali : Mm, oh, cheesecake, you're just as good as a woman, even though I can't have sex with you.
Howard Wolowitz : Try throwing it in the microwave for a few seconds.
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Raj Koothrappali : Tell her, her eyes shimmer like opalescent lilies in the lake of the palace of the celestial maidens.
Howard Wolowitz : Really? That's the first thing you want to say?
Raj Koothrappali : I worked on it all night. Use it.
Howard Wolowitz : Look, I don't know the sign for opalescent.
Raj Koothrappali : Then spell it.
Howard Wolowitz : I don't know how to spell it.
Raj Koothrappali : You're blowing this for me!
Howard Wolowitz : [signs] He likes your eyes.
Raj Koothrappali : You're making me sound like a caveman.
Howard Wolowitz : She says, "Thank you, you have nice eyes too."
Raj Koothrappali : Ask her how many children she wants and whatever she says, say, "Me too".
Howard Wolowitz : No.
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Raj Koothrappali : Dude, what's she saying?
Howard Wolowitz : It's a funny story about a puppy. Just smile and laugh.
[Howard is not paying attention while he texts Bernadette]
Howard Wolowitz : Quick, quick, stop smiling.
Raj Koothrappali : What? Why?
Howard Wolowitz : The puppy died. It choked on a doll head. Sad face! Sad face!.
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Raj Koothrappali : [to Emily] Hi.
Howard Wolowitz : [as Emily signs] She says it's nice to meet you.
Raj Koothrappali : Does she really mean that or did she sign that sarcastically?