- Darryl Philbin: My future isn't going to be determined by seven little white lotto balls. It's going to be determined by two big black balls.
- Darryl Philbin: [Speaking to the camera] When I worked in the warehouse I was part of that lotto pool. They won. Playing my birthday.
- Darryl Philbin: [On phone] Hello?... Justine!
- [laughs]
- Darryl Philbin: Nice surprise! How you doin' baby?... Nah. No no, I didn't win. When I got promoted I stop-... what?... Yeah. Yeah, Glenn won... Oh, you wanna call him? Yeah, you should call him, congratulate him. That'll be-... What?... Oh, his number's in your old phone. Oh, you know what? I might have it right-
- [hangs up]
- Darryl Philbin: Whoops.
- Jim Halpert: I'm a barista in your fantasy?
- Pam Beesly: Well, in your fantasy, we're Stephen King characters.