Modern Family (TV Series)
Hit and Run (2011)
Eric Stonestreet: Cameron Tucker
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Quotes
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Mitchell Pritchett : [as he sees Jay, Phil and Cameron going to confront the boy who scammed Haley] Oh no, no! Nobody's going anywhere; we are not vigilantes!
Cameron Tucker : Shotgun!
Mitchell Pritchett : No! No weapons!
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Cameron Tucker : You know, if this were a romantic comedy, this would be our meet cute. We'd spend the rest of the afternoon drinking wine, eating food, flying a kite... you know, doing montage-y stuff.
Mitchell Pritchett : Am I in this movie of yours?
Cameron Tucker : Yeah, you're the gay best friend.