Modern Family (TV Series)

Door to Door (2011)

Ty Burrell: Phil Dunphy

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• Phil Dunphy : Okay, huddle up everybody. Your mother's right. She's the quarterback of this family and we need to protect her like Blind Side did.

  Luke Dunphy : She just said that mom was Blind Side.

  Phil Dunphy : Well she's confused. Blind Side was the black kid who played tight end.

  Alex Dunphy : Offensive line.

  Phil Dunphy : Sorry, African-American kid.

• Phil Dunphy : I've always said that if my son thinks of me as one of his idiot friends, then I've succeeded as a dad. If he wants to go the wrong way on the escalator, I'm on board. If he wants to go into a restaurant and pretend we're Australian, then g'day mate, toss a few shrimps on the barbie for me and my Joey. Yeah? Right? Nicole Kidman? Men at work?