- Jim Halpert: [Discussing his 'DM does GB' hat] I've been wearing this very pink hat all day, and I've been getting weird looks because I'm pretty sure it's a sexual reference.
- Ryan Howard: Robert, you got your sheep, and you got your black sheep, and I'm not even a sheep. I'm on the freakin' moon.
- Dwight Schrute: The Civil War history industry has conveniently forgotten about the battle of Schrute Farms.
- [scoffs]
- Dwight Schrute: Whatever. I'm over it. It's just grossly irresponsible.
- Ryan Howard: Okay, three reasons you are wrong about True Blood. Number one...
- Pam Beesly: I'm going into labor.
- Pam Beesly: I know it's wrong to fake going into labor just to get out of things, but sometimes it's necessary.
- Andy Bernard: I wanted my team to be, like, this army, and I was their general, but I guess it's really just more like they're people who work in an office, and I'm their manager.
- Dwight Schrute: Total death belongs to Gettysburg, but when you're talking D.P.A., that's deaths per acre, nothing beats the Battle of Schrute Farms.
- Robert California: The situation you described, returning home to a wife complaining about her paper being too masculine, is not one I'm familiar with.